I am a man who loves experiences. Probably not the type most people think of such as going to foreign lands, eating exotic cheese and that crap. Nope I can get all I need right where I am. Example one: I've decided I am going to bench press 400 pounds just to do it. I'm not in any athletic competition nor do I think it will help with the ladies. I was at the gym one day and just thought how would it feel to bench half of a Chevy Geo. So far I would say it feels not so good on the shoulders. The gym leads me to my next undertaking.
Example Two:this crazy dance exercise class called zumba. I have never actually danced much in my life because of the fact I can't. However my curiosity once again led me to this room at the gym where I am a head taller than everyone in the all-female class. I felt pretty good about my moves until I saw my moves in the mirrors.
Example Three: I rode a tree log down the Provo river with my friend Derek. That was mainly painful
Example Four: I have decided to take up furniture upholstery. Right now I'm working on a kick ass chair, well I think it is kick ass. I've even thought about making a water bed couch.
Maybe I am crazy or maybe I have a beautiful mind? I don't know. Only time will tell(o.k. I'm crazy) but either way I have got to get to zumba so bye
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You have a beautiful mind and you are crazy. You neglected to tell us the most important part of the whole story, that you named the log Force Of Nature.
ReplyDeleteHow I loved that log, Force of Nature. I loved dragging it through the hoary shallows, and I loved when we somehow got it across the Heber Creeper tracks.
ReplyDeleteYou are magnificent, and I beg you to keep blogging.
Sorry, I commented and deleted. I hate it when people do that, but I hate looking like a dumb ass even more so it had to be done.
ReplyDeleteFunny blog, very funny. Everybody loves these had to be there stories--just kidding, they're funny on all levels.
You have a beautiful brain and knack for story telling. Maybe we can do an Ed Johnson short film? It will be tough finding a funny American Indian, even still, it will be way better than the shit I have on my youtube account right now.
Anyway, enough of my filthy mouth. Keep it coming hombre.
Four stars
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