An Interview

I recently read my friend Derek Wessmans blog. In his post he did a question and answer session with recent questions people have been asking him. I liked it so much that I think I'll steal it. Except I have a problem, that no one is really asking me questions. So I have decided that I will interview myself, Skeptics may say that I'll just toss myself a bunch of softball questions, but i promise I'll bring it so hard Larry King would blush. This may seem strange to some since I tend to go out if my way not to answer questions, but I'm trying to grow so maybe this will help. Another skepticism may be that I have too much time to think out the questions and answers. that will be easily disproved when you see the bit of bizarre questions and answers below that in fact maybe not enough thought or editing was put into this.


Let's start with what you get asked the most about, what's up with your love life? Are you in fact gay?

no I am not gay.

But you like to cook, do palates, you speak of learning how to sew, and you like Ice skating, some would say you are way over sensitive as well.


It's true, like to try many things. I never claimed to be a manly man. that is just assumed when your bigger than most people you meet. I also like things equated with the brutes of the world such as boxing, basketball, baseball really any sport. Being gay is more emotions felt towards people of the same sex. I like women. I maybe just don't feel the need to prove myself to others by withholding experiences that might be thought of as womanly.

Why aren't you married?

I just haven't been in the right situation with the right person for me to get married

Are you pursuing that situation or possibly blocking that from happening?

depends on the day i guess. I would say more than not that I block

Why?

who would have I'd ask myself to hard of questions. no answer

Are you stuck up or just shy?

all the way just shy. I love speaking with people but like most people, I find it hard to approach others and just start talking. once you get me going sometimes you'll wish you hadn't. I love stories people tell and just being able to relate to people. I'm actually one of the best listeners around. just be careful because i don't forget much either.

What are you goals in life?

To be a writer is the big one. I've had a lot of health ones lately and I'm pretty close to achieving those. but the biggest one is to impact the most people I can in a positive way. To change the world.

Kind of cheesy don't you think?

yep

You're trying to write a book?

Yes

So why are you waisting time doing this instead of writing your book?

I've got to throw my three blog fans a bone every once in a while. plus I feel like writing is like everything else. you need to practise, change it up a bit. But I should be writing for my book instead, it's true.

You claimed you were working on your charisma after reading an article in Opra’s magazine.(cause that’s all man too) you also claimed you wanted your charisma to be somewhere between Bono and Jesus. How’s that going.

I’m still working on that still right now i would say i’m sitting somewhere between Esteban and Snoop Dogg.

Esteban the guy peddling guitars on the late night infomercials?


That’s the one.

Creed or Nickleback ?

Aren’t they the same band? No? Well then i’ll go with Nickleback

Kelly Clarkson or Taylor Swift?

Taylor Swift. She at least writes her own stuff

But if you write bad music or have bad music written for you, is it not still just bad music?

Well maybe for Creed or Nickleback, but the other two both have songs i can listen to. That's not an admittance that I like them.

This is getting so damn weird, are you sure you came up with these questions?

Truthfully no. I’ve been asked all of the above except for the one about Esteban. No one has ever asked me who he was, they should already know.

Speaking of weird, rumor has it that you talk to yourself when you drive. Is that true?

What nerve to ask that question. I don’t have to sit here in a self interview and answer such inflammatory lies of me speaking to myself. This interview is over!