The Ed Johnson Facts and possible myths

Here are some things that weren't long enough for stories. I guess you can call them tidbits, but I have always thought that was a gay name for anything, so I wont use that.

Ed once had relations with a girl. It was always called The Ed Johnsons's debacle. It was the name of the most fouled mouthed intramural basketball team snow college has ever witnessed.


Ed once claimed that Boyd Madsen claimed he was hungry so he pulled his girlfriends breast out to get a drink of milk. Boyd did that all right in front of Ed. I'm pretty sure Boyd's girlfriend wasn't producing milk at the time, but hey if Ed says it ?????


Edwins father Key Once asked the question "how do you eat a Mongolian?" The only answer any of us could come up with is "With a knife and Fork?" Key told us" no because a Mongolian very tough"(there's no typo there by the way). I never did find out how to eat those damned Mongolians.